Well succos is underway and in Houston we had are share of real warm weather. Succos is quite early this year and even the east cost was having 85 + degree weather in their succah. This of course brought to mind a new way for neighborhoods to market themselves to potential newcomers:
Houston: It gets so humid...your in-laws will never come back.
Chicago: It's so cold....your in-laws will never come back.
Toronto: Once they get frostbite...your in-laws will never come back.
Nevada: It's hot as gehenom out here...your in-laws will never come back.
New Jersey: Once they smell it.....your in-laws will never come back.
NY: With our attitude...fugedaboudit..your in-laws will never come back.
Cleveland: They'll be so bored....your in-laws will never come back.
California: They"ll fall in while surfing...your in-laws will never come back.
Florida: Once they feel that hurricane..your in-laws will never come back.
Feel free to add you own...Chag Sameach!
