Coming This Hanukkah: Latke Flavored Soda?

I kid you not folks.... Jones Soda Co., the off beat funky beverage manufacturer is releasing holiday themed, limited-edition packs of sodas: Jelly Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas will be available to drink for eight nights of fun. Your Christian neighbors will not be left out, they can enjoy:Sugar Plum, Christmas Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Ham concept sounds a bit nauseating but will be kosher as well.