It's not everyday that you find a retail store that has a sense of humor.
Here is what a friend of mine, David B. sent:
HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam. Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands.
Take a look at HEMA's product page. You can't order anything and it's in Dutch, but just wait a couple of seconds while it loads and watch what happens.