Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Jewish Woman and the Doctor....

A Jewish woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse
starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"120," the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her
weight was 150.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"

"5 feet, 8 inches," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she
measured only 5 feet, 5 inches.

She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" she screams. "When I came in here, I was tall and
slender, and now I'm short and fat!"

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