Where can I purchase the cheapest gas?

If you want to find the cheapest gas one can always go online. Let's say you live in Lakewood and you are so frum you won't even go online. Perhaps you are not near a computer. Well one Lakewood man has created his own" cheap gas" hotline! That's right I kid you not, you must call it to believe it the number: 732-829-1249. It's really histerical!